The Sensual World of Polish Poet Anna Świrszczyńska

Anna Świrszczyńska, also known as Anna Swir wrote poems in direct, evocative language that spoke passionately and directly to the heart. She wrote affectionately about the female body, love, pain, loneliness, terror, war, childbirth, child-rearing and the passing of time. She focused a lot on the flesh – its elasticity and potential while young, along with its cumbersome burden as the body ages. Like the writing of Anais Nin, Swir’s writing is incredibly emotional, intimate and sensual. Her themes are universal for all women and also all men.


“The quick, decisive strokes in which she registers moments of meeting, coupling or parting are almost abstract in their lack of surface detail, but they give us glimpses of a turbulent, even ferocious internal life.”

Eva Hoffman in the review of Happy as a Dog’s Tail in the New York Times.
The Sensual World of Polish Poet Anna Świrszczyńska

Born in Warsaw to a poor family in 1909, Anna worked to put herself through university, where she studied Medieval Polish literature. She joined the resistance movement during World War II and was a military nurse during the Warsaw Uprising. She survived the war and lived in Krakow until her death of cancer in 1984.

Large Intestine

Look in the mirror. Let us both look.
Here is my naked body.
Apparently you like it,
I have no reason to.
Who bound us, me and my body?
Why must I die
together with it?
I have the right to know where the borderline
between us is drawn.
Where am I, I, I myself.

Belly, am I in the belly? In the intestines?
In the hollow of the sex? In a toe?
Apparently in the brain. I do not see it.
Take my brain out of my skull. I have the right
to see myself. Don’t laugh.
That’s macabre, you say.

It’s not me who made
my body.
I wear the used rags of my family,
an alien brain, fruit of chance, hair
after my grandmother, the nose
glued together from a few dead noses.
What do I have in common with all that?
What do I have in common with you, who like
my knee, what is my knee to me?

Intricate paper cross sections of human bodies by Lisa Nilsson https://wp.me/p41CQf-IlX
Male torso by Lisa Nilsson. Intricate paper cross sections of human bodies by Lisa Nilsson https://wp.me/p41CQf-IlX

Surely
I would have chosen a different model.

I will leave both of you here,
my knee and you.
Don’t make a wry face, I will leave you all my body
to play with.
And I will go.
There is no place for me here,
in this blind darkness waiting for
corruption.
I will run out, I will race
away from myself.
I will look for myself
running
like crazy
till my last breath.

One must hurry
before death comes. For by then
like a dog jerked by its chain
I will have to return
into this stridently suffering body.
To go through the last
most strident ceremony of the body.

Defeated by the body,
slowly annihilated because of the body

I will become kidney failure
or the gangrene of the large intestine.
And I will expire in shame.

And the universe will expire with me,
reduced as it is
to a kidney failure
and the gangrene of the large intestine.

Ancient Word of the Day: Crudelis
The Many Lives of the Medieval Wound Man as featured in the amazing book Medieval Bodies Book Review: Medieval Bodies Life and Death in the Middle Ages by Jake Hartnell

I’ll Open the Window

Our embrace lasted too long.
We loved right down to the bone.
I hear the bones grind, I see
our two skeletons.

Now I am waiting
till you leave, till
the clatter of your shoes
is heard no more. Now, silence.

Olivia Laing, The Lonely City: Adventures in the Art of Being Alone

Tonight I am going to sleep alone
on the bedclothes of purity.
Aloneness
is the first hygienic measure.
Aloneness
will enlarge the walls of the room,
I will open the window
and the large, frosty air will enter,
healthy as tragedy.
Human thoughts will enter
and human concerns,
misfortune of others, saintliness of others.
They will converse softly and sternly.

Do not come anymore.
I am an animal
very rarely.

The Door is Open

The Door Is Open
No, I don’t want to tame you,
you’d lose your animal charm.
Your wiliness and nervousness
excite me,
they belong to your exotic breed.

You can’t escape me
because the door is always open.
You can’t betray me
because I don’t demand fidelity.

Give me your hand,
we’ll dance
through the laughing darkness.
With sacred bells
on our arms and legs,
the movement of the dance
as supple as ancient Arabic writing,
our hair singing
like a Greek chorus.

Elemental bliss
organised into a mystery play.
Only just domesticated,
like you

Comforting Thought: Love is not 'out there' waiting for you
Comforting Thought: Love is not ‘out there’ waiting for you

The Greatest Love

She is sixty. She lives
the greatest love of her life.

She walks arm-in-arm with her dear one,
her hair streams in the wind.
Her dear one says:
“You have hair like pearls.”

Her children say:
“Old fool.”

The Sensual World of Polish Poet Anna Świrszczyńska

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Postscript

I actually went to the Warsaw Uprising Museum in Warsaw two years ago (a few years after I originally wrote this post) and saw a huge photo of Anna hanging from a banner on the ceiling, it made me so pleased to see her there, inside I sent her a salute of love and recognition. For her beautiful and timeless poetry, her immense courage and strength of character to get through the Warsaw Uprising, one of the bloodiest civilian insurrections in history. To come out of that in one piece was a miracle in itself. I’m glad that she lived a long life afterwards and I really hope it was a happy one.

Ancient word of the day: Adder

Snakes, serpents, vipers, adders – they all convey ancient power of life over death, of emerging in ones full power to take back what belongs to them, of transformation and return. A potent ancestral spirit and augur from the Land of the Dead.

Adder

The Adder Vipera berus is the only venomous snake in Britain.

Valiant, ephipanic and terrifying, snakes flare up and out of the earth, or from under leaf litter, or the dark waters of rivers, out of the darkness of the psyche.

But never met this Fellow

Attended or alone

Without a tighter breathing

And zero at the bone.

~A Narrow Fellow in the Grass, Emily Dickinson

The snake is a form for countless deities including Zeus, Apollo, Persephone, Hades, Isis, Kali, Shiva.

The underworld realm of the dead that snakes mythically inhabit is also the fecund ground from which new life emerges, a place of healing, initiation and relevation.

Photo by Julia Thorne

Copper alloy bracelet in form of a snake. Egypt, Roman period | Manchester Museum | 9.2 x 5.7 cm. Photo by Julia Thorne

Shakti

In the Tantric traditions of India, the feminine cosmic energy of Kundalini lies asleep in the coiled serpent at the base of the spine. Awakened through yogic meditation, the serpent Shakti rises through the subtle body, the two nerve currents at each side of the spinal cord, opens up the chakras to unite the crown chakra with the goddess Shiva in ecstacy and transcendence.

~ The book of symbols, reflections on archetypal images pp. 196

Adder

The Oxford English Dictionary records that ‘adder’ arose as a contraction/re-allocation of the ‘n’: ‘naeddr became ‘an adder’.

Welsh: Niedr

Old Irish: Nathir

West Saxon: Næddre

Mercian: Nedre

Northumbrian: Nedra

Proto-Germanic: Naethro

German: Natter

PIE root: Nētr

Latin: Natrix

Adder is also closely related to the ancient word Augury, which I have written about here.

Ancient word of the day: Adder

They seem to inhabit this dozy, dreamy world and represent the unspent potential of humans. At least this is how the ancients saw them.

Asclepius

Asclepius was a divine healer of ancient Greece. The serpent represented the demon or ‘genius’ of the physician, entwined around his staff. A patient came to Asclepius for incubation in a dreamy and serene state where curative potentialities could be reached in the form of a dream. The snake here becomes a hidden force, dark and cold but at the same time, warm and radiant that stirs beneath the surface of the waking world, and accomplishes the miracle of a cure.

~ The book of symbols, reflections on archetypal images pp. 196

The mother of eternity, a life established for eternity

The mummy of an adult female, aged around 20. Wrapped in linen and fitted with a linen-and-plaster mummy mask. The front of the mask is gilded and shows the deceased woman with a Roman hairstyle, which dates the mask to the mid-1st century AD. She wears a veil covering the back of her head, and a contemporary-style dress with two black stripes (clavi) down the front. Her elaborate jewellery includes disc-shaped earrings; a necklace and armlets inlaid with green glass or stones; and snake bracelets on both wrists. The back of the mask is painted with a protective winged vulture. On either side of the vulture’s head are two columns of hieroglyphs, reading ‘the mother of eternity (?)’ and ‘life established for eternity’. Roman period | Hawara | Manchester Museum | 166 cm. Photo by Julia Thorne

The rainbow serpent

A powerful creator god for many indigenous tribes all over Australia, she embodies the divine life-giving force of water and a destructive malevolent force when angered.

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Book Review: The Book of Symbols by the Archive for Research in Archetypal Symbolism (ARAS)

EtymOnline: Adder

Rainbow Serpent

10 Interesting Things I Found on the Internet #56

Hello precious friends and newcomers I hope you enjoy this soothing adventure into the little known realms of imagination, let me know what you think below…


Claude Monet

He could always transport me to a glimmering half dream, half awake world of light and rainbow colours where the sublime comes roaring to life…

“Every day I discover more and more beautiful things. It’s enough to drive one mad. I have such a desire to do everything, my head is bursting with it.”

Claude Monet

A dream dress fit for a medieval princess

This supremely dreamy gown is by Indonesian fashion designer Rusly Tjohnardi who creates haute couture dresses and wedding gowns that are truly one of a kind. Via Twitter and Rusly Tjohnardi’s website.


Robotic dolphins will soon replace captive animals…YAY!

These dolphins are indistinguishable from the real thing. They were designed by the guy who made the animatronic Free Willy in the film. This means an end to dolphins being kept in cruel isolation and in tiny pools until they act out and become aggressive. This is a win and I really hope they introduce it all over the world. Keeping dolphins captive is not ethical or kind and it’s most certainly not what the dolphins would choose for themselves!


The Titanic in under one minute told by Chinchillas

Precious new acting talent, an emotional story and fantastic production values make this short film better than the original.

Via Twitter

“wow she’s gorg” 😂

Originally tweeted by Incunabula (@incunabula) on July 20, 2021.


Goddesses of the Forest by Hélène Béland

Hélène Béland of Montreal, Canada studied art at the University from Quebec in Montreal and uses different techniques such as the charcoal, the pastel and oil.

I believe the role of the artist is to inject quality, excellence and understanding in the society. I want to communicate as perfectly as possible with the greatest number of people, I opted for realism as my mean of expression in art because it is an universal language immediately accessible to all.

hélène Béland

Via Oksana Ivanik Art on Twitter


20 Self-Help Books that someone really, really needs to write! by Bonnywood Manor

By hilarious blogging friend, Bonnywood Manor, if you aren’t following him, check him out as you’re missing out!

1. “How to Remove Your Head from Your Ass Using Common Household Items”

2. “The Margarita-Based Diet”

3. “He’s So Completely Not into You That He’s Moving to Another Planet”

4. “Chicken Soup for the Soulless”

5. “The Five Best Ways to Keep People from Slapping You”

6. “Depression: How to Tell the Difference between The Real Thing and Simple Laziness”

7. “Things You Shouldn’t Wear If You Don’t Want People to Leave Money on Your Nightstand”

8. “Social Media Update Snafus – Volume I: Some Things Really Just Need to Stay in Your Locked Diary”

9. “Social Media Update Snafus – Volume II: Tequila and Typing = Bad”

10. “The Magic of Movie-Going: How to Fully Enjoy the Experience by Shutting the Hell Up and Not Chewing on a Side of Beef During the Screening”

11. “Blood Is Thicker Than Water and the Stains Are Harder To Get Out”

12. “The Illustrated Guide to Things That Shouldn’t Be on Your Computer When You Take It in to Be Serviced”

13. “Come On, Eileen: The Importance of Making a Damn Decision about Things So That the People Who Are Trying To Love You Will Continue To Do So”

14. “The Best Villages to Live Where People Actually Raise Their OWN Children”

15. “The Circle of Life: How Assuming That I’ll Forgive Whatever You Do Just Because We’re Supposedly Friends Can Lead to Complications, Confrontations and Courtrooms”

16. “Jokers to the Right: An Examination of How Some Right-Wingers Are So Self-Centered That They Are Actually Creating Black Holes in the Universe”

17. “Mommy Drinks Because the Other Options Would Result in Jail Time”

18. Rolling in the Sheep: An Examination of Fox News Viewers”

19. “Here Comes the Rain Again: How to Deal with the Constant Deluge of Idiots Who Are Allowed to Walk the Face of the Earth without Supervision”

20. “Who Are We Kidding? – The People Who Really Need This Book Have Never Read One in Their Entire Lives”

Peace in. Via Bonnywood Manor

My favourite New Order album ‘Movement’ on vinyl (their first after Joy Division)


A strange looking panda pounces on a man in an old storybook

I don’t know about you, but I can sense something is a bit ‘off’ with this panda, he just looks weird! Are pandas even vicious like this in real life? Write in the comments if you know…

Via Pulp Librarian on Twitter


When Craven and Dick finally satisfied their desires for each other

Sparks flew and the English language wasn’t prepared for the union. Via WV News

When Craven and Dick finally satisfied their desires for each other
When Craven and Dick finally satisfied their desires for each other

Easy, cheap and healthy vegan meals by Pick Up Limes

Pick Up Limes is beautiful and kind and always has such amazing recipes, I am so keen to try these!


FAQs by Bungler Bill

My newest discovery on Twitter is Bungler Bill a poet raconteur releasing tiny shining jewels like this:

What will happen when I die?
Why do I ADORE apple pie?
Is God judging me in heaven?
Where’s the nearest 7-11?
What should I spread over my toast?
Which of my children do I love the most?
What will it take to make you happy?
Where’s the nearest place to change a nappy?
What of the questions infrequently asked?
Why are my poems afraid of the dark?
Is it REALLY bad form to always win?
Is now an acceptable time for a gin?

Bungler Bill is an amazing poet I stumbled upon on Twitter


Samurai Village by Hans Zimmer

Sweeping epic and cinematic background music, ideal for when you’re working. It’s emotional without being too distracting. Hope you like it!


So what did you think? are these offerings cheeky enough for you? I really hope so. Let me know your thoughts below. Until next time my dear friends..

Comforting Thought: Live now, as we think human beings should live @jhalifax

“To be hopeful in bad times is not just foolishly romantic. It is based on the fact that human history is a history based not only on cruelty but also on compassion, sacrifice, courage and kindness.

“What we choose to emphasise in this complex history will determine our lives. If we see only the worst, it destroys our capacity to do something.

“If we remember those times and places – and there are so many – where people have behaved magnificently, this gives us the energy to act, and at least, the possibility of sending this spinning top of a world in a different direction.

“And if we do act, in however a small way, we don’t have to wait for some grand utopian future. The future is an infinite succession of presents, and to live now as we think human beings should live, in defiance of all that is bad around us, is itself a marvelous victory.”

~ Social activist, historian and writer Dr. Howard Zinn.

How to vanish in a sea of people | Olivia Laing, The Lonely City: Adventures in the Art of Being Alone

From: Standing At the Edge: Finding Freedom Where Fear and Courage Meet by Joan Halifax

Roshi Joan Halifax PhD is a Buddhist teacher, Zen Monk and Anthropologist who explores the edges of human experience and writes incredibly compelling books about the intersection of spirituality, psychology and human consciousness.

Book Review: Standing At the Edge: Finding Freedom Where Fear and Courage Meet by Joan Halifax

Eight words in Polish that have no English equivalent

Around ten years ago now I tasked myself with learning Polish. Not for shits and giggles or just to challenge myself but for the very practical reason of being able to communicate with my partner’s family who live in Poland.

It was a hard slog and some even consider Polish to be the hardest of all languages for native English speakers to tackle. Yet I persisted with it and I am happy to say that I dipped my toes into this quirky, poetic, intense and beautiful language.

When I was in Poland in 2016, I was sitting in the Dentist waiting for the PB to get his teeth examined and an old woman sat there staring at me with curiosity. She finally plucked up the courage to talk to me and I was trying really hard to explain where I was from and why I was there. She loved that I was trying. Everyone there is so down-to-earth and because the language is complex and convoluted, nobody expects foreigners to actually speak the language. So it’s always delightful to surprise people by pulling out all of these Polish words.

Cycling adventures at dusk in Wrocław
Me lost and looking down at my ipad to find out where the hell I needed to go

Polish people are patient with foreigners, and are genuinely pleased when foreigners try to speak Polish, so it’s well worth the effort to learn the language.

More English speakers should make the effort learn this very precise, emotionally charged and intense language. Here are some words with no English equivalent. (I didn’t know some of these words, I had to Google them, I’m not that advanced yet). Infact six years on from writing this, I am ashamed to say I have forgotten a lot of Polish, but I hope it will return like a long-lost friend when I return there.


Dozywocie: [dosch-VOCH]

Many cultures share this concept, but Polish sums it up in a single word. “A parental contract with children guaranteeing life-long support”.


Smacznego: [Smatch-NEGO]

Similar to the French Bon appétit!. Smacznego comes from the Polish word for tasty. It’s said before you start eating by polite waitresses everywhere.

Polski jedzenie/ Polish food: My om nom nom nominations
Saying ‘Smacznego’ would be appropriate here! EPIC! 

Zalatwic: [Za-lat-vik]

This means getting something done by whatever means necessary; either using legal or illegal methods such as bribes, political clout, connections, or simply personal charm. During the days of Communism in Poland, there was plenty of ‘zalatwic’ going on, but that’s all started to change now with the new Polish government introducing broad sweeping changes to laws left over from Communism. Recently the government abolished astonishingly large pensions left continuing indefinitely for people who were in positions of power, such as the Secret Police, during the Communist era.

The Epic Story of Wieliczka Salt Mines in Poland
The Epic Story of Wieliczka Salt Mines in Poland Copyright Content Catnip 2015

Kamienica: [Kam-u-nitz-a] 

Some people translate ‘kamienica’ to mean an ordinary ‘building’. However a kamienica is anything but ordinary. It’s one of those gorgeous, colourful heritage buildings that tend to manage to find their way into all of the Instagram photos of Polish cities.

Polski jedzenie/ Polish food: My om nom nom nominations

Examples of Kamienica in Wrocław


Pogodnie: [Po-god-nia] 

This is adjective meaning ‘good’. However ‘pogodnie’ comes from the word for weather (pogoda) and so in Polish when there’s a fine day you would literally say ‘pogodnie pogoda’, which literally translates to ‘The weather is weather’ or ‘The weather is weatherly’ – quirky.

A Journey into Childhood Nostalgia at the Muzeum Zabawek in Kudowa-Zdrój, Poland
We had walked to the top of the hill here in Poland and found a pagoda for shade. So we literally were: ‘pogodnie pogoda in a pagoda.

Żal: [Zal]

This word is often translated as ‘sadness’ or ‘grief’, but both words are too general, whereas ‘żal’ usually refers to sadness in very specific circumstances, with connotations of disappointment and betrayal – Polish culture is known for its melancholy.

Olivia Laing, The Lonely City: Adventures in the Art of Being Alone

Formacja: [Forma-cia]

Used in academic circles and in colloquial speech sometimes. ‘Formacja’ can be described as a mind-set and a way of thinking that’s particular to a generation or era. The German word ‘zeitgeist’ comes close to this word.


Kilkanaście: [kil-ka-NAS-CHE] 

A weird little word which could be translated to the ‘umpteenth’ time. Although Kilkanaście implies a number between 12 and 19. No English word that does the same thing!



I hope you enjoyed this post. Do you speak any other languages? If so have they enriched your life and imagination in different ways?

10 Interesting Things I Found on the Internet #55

You know how sometimes you feel like the internet weighs a thousand tonnes and you have to exfoliate well in the shower to slough off all of the dirt and gross stuff? Well think of this website as your shower, me as your fellow shower-sharer and the words and visuals here as the loofah and body mask that you will lather over yourself. I hope you enjoy this week’s cleansing shower of interesting things.


A tiny porcupine named Kemosabe eats watermelon

For those wondering what porcupines sound like, here’s a clip of a smol porcupine called Kemosabe chomping on a piece of banana

Translations of the word “porcupine” for #WorldPorcupineDay

5. Ystervark (Afrikaans) = iron pig
4. Jeżozwierz (Polish) = hedgehog beast
3. Дикобраз (Russian) = wild image
2. Dahsání (Navajo) = old one up a tree
1. 豪豬 (Mandarin) = heroic hog

This is Kemosabe responding to having his belly touched

The collective noun for a group of porcupines is “a prickle.” And a baby porcupine is called a porcupette

In the Ewe language an equivalent phrase to “between a rock and a hard place” is hlo madekotoku; kpakpla tse do, makplamakpla ha do, which means “you’ve got yourself a problem if you carry a porcupine in a sack or not”

Originally tweeted by Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) on July 2, 2021.


It’s Just Wind by Ade

Guardian of mystical beats and strange mumblings, Connan Mockasin is an enigmatic musician from New Zealand. In this album, he let’s his dad Ade loose in his home production room and has him singing trippy, relaxing, lo-fi music that is difficult to classify and yet that’s immensely enjoyable much like Connan’s other music. The title of the album: ‘It’s Just Wind’ is one of Ade’s favourite expressions after he has farted. I like how this is music that isn’t serious at all and just takes the piss.


Beautiful and free landscape animations from PixelTrue

An amazing find from the subreddit InternetisBeautiful. You are free to download these landscape illustrations of landmarks of the world and beautiful ecosystems in SVG, GIF, MP4 and PNG. Who doesn’t like beautiful free stuff?! I have used one of them here!


Saturday Night Palsy by TISM

TISM (which stands for This is Serious Mum) is a very strange but iconic Australian band of the 80’s and 90’s that released meme-like songs and video clips that went viral before the internet on an ancient dusty thing called MTV, where videos played and nobody really had a say in what they were able to watch. If you want to learn more about amazing and obscure Australian music then A1000Mistakes is your man. He always showcases great selections of little heard music from AU and NZ. Check out his blog here.


Testing out different monkey suits for the Wizard of Oz

Some were more aerodynamic than others, some more resistant to melting by a magical spell than others. I had a fascination for these monkeys as a child, anybody else? Via Monsieur Pompier’s Travelling Freakshow on Twitter.

How to be a professional trouble-maker by Luvvie Ajayi Jones

This inspiring woman shows how it’s possible to disrupt the status quo in order to make the world a fairer and more kinder place. I really found this talk so refreshing and emboldening for what I’m doing. Luvvie shows how to tackle fear and standing up for what you believe in.


Vintage ice-creams of Australia 70’s to 90’s

Forever icy cold and refreshing in the memory, these ice-creams and icey poles have now faded out of the freezers of yesteryear. I remember having some of these, some were considered fancy indeed, devouring them was akin to climbing Mount Everest. Via Twitter

Vintage ice-creams of Australia 70's to 90's

Online comedy duo’s 80’s customer service video for FIDL supermarket

A lockdown project by a British comedy duo that really hit the spot for me, the funny bone that is. I find a lot of their videos very amusing.


Names for a typical ordinary man around the world by Adam Sharpe

8. Joe Bloggs (UK)

7. Joe Little Carrot (Slovakia)

6. Fred Nurk (Australia)

5. Mid-range Vasya (Russia)

4. Average Svensson (Sweden)

3. Otto Normalconsumer (Germany)

2. Statistical Kowalski (Poland)

1. Wang Number Five (China)

By the witty list-making machine, Adam Sharpe on Twitter.


A gorgeous map of Polish forests (1938)

Map of Polish forests, 1938 Made in Krakow and designed by Tadeusz Lipski and Eliasz Kanarek, this map of pre-war Poland was meant for the 1939 World’s Fair in New York to advertise the Polish forest, industry and wildlife. I love Poland’s plentiful nature!

A gorgeous map of Polish forests (1938)

Via the David Rumsey Map Collection

Pareidolia museum in Japan with rocks that look like faces

I see faces in all kinds of places… have pity on them! they are only able to do one facial expression. Via Twitter


Luscious dabs of thick colour capture village life in Russia by Anastasia Trusova

Thick impasto dabs and luscious licks of colour by Russian artist Anastasia Trusova works captures a dreamy, bucolic scene using in what she calls “textured graphic impressionism,” a unique style that expresses emotion through detail and volume. Via Colossal on Twitter


I hope you enjoyed this delightful wander, let me know what you think below…

Comforting Thought: Shyness is your friend

Shyness is the exquisite and vulnerable frontier between what we think is possible and what we deserve. Without shyness it is not possible to understand the new. Total confidence in a new phase of life means that we are misinformed and mistaken – about what is going to happen and what we are about to become.

Shyness is our friend. An announcement that we are about to walk through a door, through all our difficulties and attempt another beginning.

Olivia Laing, The Lonely City: Adventures in the Art of Being Alone

From: Consolations: The Solace, Nourishment and Underlying Meaning of Everyday Words by David Whyte

Genre: Non-fiction, Spirituality, Philosophy

Rating: 3.5 stars

*Contains no spoilers

In this slim and elegant volume of philosophy and inspiration, writer David Whyte tackles the big topics and words that rarely get any airtime in our society, the kinds of things that haunt people but that are difficult to resolve and so are pushed under the rug. Read full review

Book Review: Consolations:The Solace, Nourishment & Underlying Meaning of Everyday Words by David Whyte
Book Review: Consolations:The Solace, Nourishment & Underlying Meaning of Everyday Words by David Whyte

Map Porn Part 2: The Most Beautiful Geological Maps on Earth

Where Art Meets Science

Scientific visualisations often can look just like objects of visual art. The previous installation of this series, there were topographical surveys visualised on both our moon and Jupiter’s moon. This time, we are focusing on our own Pale Blue Dot.

These maps are not only utilitarian and functional, they are works of art in their own right.

The World’s First Geological Map

Created by William Smith in 1815, this was the map that changed the world and set in motion a century of scientific exploration. Smith’s efforts are remarkable for the time because Smith was not a gent from the upper class, but came from a respectable farming family. As a result of this snobbery, Smith’s map was largely ignored and subsequently plaigiarised. Smith spent a year or so in a debtor’s prison due to his lack of funds. It was only later on in life that his gorgeous map got the recognition it deserved, and Smith became the grandfather of map-making and geological surveys.

Smith’s map is remarkably accurate when compared to modern geological surveys that make use of all sorts of technology. All Smith had at the time was crude surveying equipment. He traveled around the UK while unemployed looking at strata, and then hand-drew and hand-coloured the incredibly intricate and beautiful map. Smith is credited with kicking off other areas of scientific discovery. His young apprentice John Philips went on to found a movement in geology and paleontology and the table of geological eras used today. Smith’s work also became a foundation work influencing Charles Darwin. His story is immortalised in the great book The Map That Changed The World by Simon Winchester.

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The Most Beautiful Maps on Earth

Exploratory Soil Map of Kenya (1980)

Those colours remind me of a beautiful abstract painting. This topographical map has the most aesthetic beauty and would be perfect blown up and framed in a lounge room or perhaps as a screensaver. Of course, it is important to remember that Africa’s land and resources have always been taken without express permission from local people. The land dominated and plundered without end and the original inhabitants of the land left dispossessed and not any wealthier by this external colonisation and exploitation.

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Alluvial Map of the Lower Mississippi River (1944)

Created by Harold Fisk in 1944 the map exhaustively covered the complex channels, tributaries and morphology.  More importantly, it’s incredibly beautiful in a baroque, rococco and arabesque kind of way!

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Map Porn: The Most Beautiful Maps on Earth

Ed Fairburn: Map of the Lake District

Ed Fairburn’s art is where cartography meets portraiture and creates magic. See more of Ed’s amazing work here.

Map Porn: The Most Beautiful Geological Maps on Earth

Image Source: Courtesy of Ed Fairburn

Map Porn: The Most Beautiful Geological Maps on Earth

Image Source: Courtesy of Ed Fairburn

Find out more about Fairburn’s work here.

Atlantic Ocean Floor: Plate Techtonics Map

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The Sky Bastard Who Ate My Ancestors in New Zealand

Here is another rough diamond plucked from the caverns of Content Catnip’s vault, this post from 2014 and resuscitated for your enjoyment. I still love megafauna just as much, even now.

Introducing the Sky Bastard who once sparked universal terror in the hearts of my Māori ancestors.

Common Name: Haast’s Eagle

Scientific Name: Harpagornis moorei (Discovered and named by Julius von Haast in the 1870s)

Traditional Name: Te Pouakai or Te Hokioi (This means ‘Old Glutton’ in Māori)

My Name for him: Sky Bastard (Why? Simply put, he was a bastard and he came from the sky)

Preservation Status: Extinct circa 1600 A.D.

He was originally named  Te Pouakai or Te Hokioi by Māori iwi. When Cook and his crew landed in New Zealand they wrote off the Māori legend of Te Pouakai as just a fanciful story. Fast forward to the 1870’s, a fellow named Haast found the bones of a gigantic moa-eating eagle. So it turns out that nobody was making anything up.

To give you a sense of scale, here are some terrifying snaps of the world’s biggest extant eagle, the Golden Eagle. 

Portrait of Kazakh man and a Golden Eagle in Mongolia. Ulgii Province. Mongolia.
Portrait of Kazakh Golen Eagle Hunter. Mongolia. Ulgii Province. Mongolia.

The Haast’s Eagle A.K.A Sky Bastard was 40% bigger than this…

The Sky Bastard Who Ate My Ancestors in New Zealand

Weapons

Sky Bastards were the biggest and most terrifying birds of prey to ever have graced the earth. They had a wing span of 2 to 3 metres. Although they weighed around 13 kilos, he was able to eviscerate animals much larger than this with their 9 cm claws, which are around the same size as a tiger’s. They could take down moas – which were a series of gigantic bird species, some of them weighing up to 250 kilos. They could swoop down at 80 km per an hour and disembowel and crunch the bones of a moa or a person within a couple of seconds. If you are struggling to imagine how this would look, this may give you an idea

These terrible blood-thirsty creatures were the last true raptors on earth. According to some iwi, pouakai are descendants of the star Rēhua. Te pouakai would bide his time and pick off lone women, children or elderly people if they strayed too far from the Pā (village). Their claws were powerful enough to snap skulls and spines in only a few bites.

Origins

Haast’s Eagles i.e. Te Pouakai i.e. Sky Bastards were estimated to have diverged from a smaller species of eagle endemic to Australia about 1.8 million to 700,000 years ago. This is fairly recent in terms of evolutionary adaptation. It suggests that Te Pouakai increased their weight 10-15 times over this period. This is would mean they had the greatest and quickest evolutionary increase in weight of any known vertebrate!

Basically everyday was all-you-can-eat buffet for Sky Bastards. They had a free for all with all of those fat, flightless birds in Aōtearoa. They were gorging themselves over aeons in the absence of any other large predator (including humans) in Aōtearoa. This is why Māori came up with a highly appropriate name for them: The Old Glutton/Te Pouakai.

The Sky Bastard Who Ate My Ancestors in New Zealand

Prey

From the Cenzoic period up until the Polynesians landed in New Zealand, life was pretty peachy. Aōtearoa was home to many types of flightless birds that occupied a broad range of niches and habitats. The most famous of these were the 9 species of moa, which ranged in size from 20 to over 250kg. These birds made up Te Pouakai’s staple diet.

The Sky Bastard Who Ate My Ancestors in New Zealand

Downfall

Māori hunted Te Pouakai’s main food source, the moa to extinction in around 1600 AD. Therefore the Sky Bastard/Te Pouakai went the same way soon afterwards. We know this because of the gigantic bones that have been found in middens and fashioned into ancient tools.

I have drawn copious amounts of inspiration for this post from the always amusing Badass of the Week article about the Haast’s Eagle.

Whenever I go hiking in New Zealand, I imagine what it would have been like to see this shadow fall over the sky, the dread and terror that would have wrought for my ancestors. What a majestic bird….Sky Bastard or not, it is very sad indeed that they are no longer around!

More information

New Zealand Birds

Life in the Cenzoic Era

Badass of the Week: Haast’s Eagle

Wingspan: National Bird of Prey Centre

Content Catnip TV: Team Lab Borderless, Tokyo

TeamLab Borderless in Tokyo is a remarkable audio-visual attraction in Tokyo and a must-see in the city if you ever visit. It’s on expansive, harbour-facing area of Odaiba which is encircled by the very scenic train ride, along with excellent shopping centre Diver City, which features a showcase level of award-winning ramen restaurants from throughout the country. I took a lot of footage that day and so here it is along with some nice electronic music. It was a fantastical, phantasmagorical and surreal journey into awe and wonder. TeamLab Borderless was a triumph of art and technology.