Poignant Thought: The Wild Cows on the Island of Swona

In the mid-20th Century, on the remote island of Swona in Scotland, the Rosie family kept animals including a herd of cows. As the decades wore on, their children moved away and the elderly stalwarts of the family stayed on and eventually died there. Moving of the cattle from the island would have been too difficult. So when the final person on Swona died in 1974, the cows were allowed to roam free.

Forty six years have passed and the nature of the cattle has been changing. From unobserved domesticate to something else, something more – feral. Something increasingly wild.

Attempts to make an animal round up were abandoned and the animals were left to live as they wished. Roaming through the grassy sward and finding shelter amongst the increasingly broken down ruins.

There was always the expectation that they would die out over the harsh winter – it never happened. In fact, they thrived. From the original complement of eight cows and one bull their numbers expanded to 33 in ten years. A vet who visited the island once a year to inspect them from a distance found them to be in good health.

As one of an extremely small number of feral herds in the world – it wasn’t clear how they would act. All males were left uncastrated and allowed to live until maturity. Breeding took place freely. Such things would never happen on a farm. Now without husbandry they were forced to improvise. Their social organisation was completely unrecognisable, much of what we consider ‘cow-like’ behaviour, it transpires is not necessarily true to their nature.

When animal scientist Professor Stephen Hall visited in 1985, he found the cattle living in a single herd, except for the northern headland which was the preserve of an old black bull who seemed to have been banished there. This bull, likely a fallen king, was now living out his last days in obscurity.

Bulls challenge each other for access to the cows in a violent way. Visitors found the island scarred with patches of disturbed earth, where the bulls had been violently pawing and beating at the ground in displays of aggression. The island shook with their battle cries. A bull’s cry is low and guttural, heaving moan of anger and frustration that begins deep in the throat, and rises to a great reverberating crescendo, before falling away.

He might turn his head to the sky, bringing a change of timbre and break into a breathy, creaking bray, punctuated with snorts and bellows as he kicks up dirt and slams his hooves in a demonstration of his great weight and strength and rage.

During this period of civil strife, as many as four bulls might be banished at any one time and would roam together or apart on the bleak headland where the beacon beats its rhythm through the night and where terns build their nests on the churned up grasses. Alone with their testosterone, their frustrated ambitions.

In 2013, John Finlay returned to the island and witnessed an event of great significance among the cattle – the death of the banished king.

Island of Abandonment in Swona, Scotland

I became aware that the old black bull was lying on his side on the ground some distance from the herd. He looked dead but the odd twitch of his tail indicated that there was still some semblance of life. About an hour later, we become aware that a number of cattle being led by the young black bull had left the main herd and were making for the old bull who was obviously in a distressed state.

The group certainly gave the impression of being genuinely concerned and were nudging and making physical contact, providing some form of physical contact to him in what was a dire situation. It is difficult to find the language that can touch that experience.

Their behaviour expressed compassion, grief, comfort and the willingness to afford assistance. I can only describe the actions of the cattle as reverential.

Such glimpses into the unseen, unrecorded culture of cattle that has formed up on Swona in our absence afford us insight into the true nature of an animal too often dismissed as a dim-witted, cud-chewing automaton. They give us insight into the weight afforded to death of a species we farm and slaughter on an industrial scale.


If we do not see this behaviour among those more carefully tended, it is because we do not give them the chance: they have not the freedom to demonstrate it. They do not typically see out their lifespans to their natural conclusions.


For many months after a death, cattle will visit and revisit the bodies of the fallen – the way elephants are said to do in the African savannah. They sniff them, touch them. As the months pass and the flesh strips away and the skeleton is laid bare, they will unintentionally step upon them and break them apart. In this way the bones will be ground down and returned to the earth. An ancient ritual that we might otherwise never see.

To me, the question the cattle on Swona prompt is this: can a domesticated animal ever be wild once again?

To answer it, it first requires use to know what it means to be domesticated.

Domestication is a relationship between humans and animals that grows up over generations. This goes beyond mere taming – a beautiful, complex, fascinating process in itself at the level of the individual. The tempting, the wooing, the working at a creature’s resistance like a knot, the breaking down of fear, reluctance or defiance.

Domestication is how tameness, or something like it becomes ingrained in a species soul, through the selective breeding of an animal that impacts its future forms.


Selective breeding often centres upon a physical trait – a meatiness for example among beef cattle or chickens, speed among racehorses.


Art by Jo Fredriks

Now, left to their own devices on Swona, something profound is at work. Ten of more generations have now passed in the new kingdom of the cattle. There have been many deaths and many births. The process we call natural selection is coming back into play – perhaps for this population, for the first time in 10,000 years.

They depend now upon their own collective wisdom in breeding and face many dangers of little concern to their husbanded cousins. Very quickly certain traits can be selected for. The ability to thrive on little food, ease of calving. (Normally, with pregnant cows around half of all first time mothers will require assistance in birth). Among males, dominance and aggression. There is a term for this: ‘reverse evolution’. That is, the reversion to an ancestral form after living a return to ancestral living conditions.

Cows on Swona by Cal Flynn

I take a flask of tea outside at dawn. It’s blustery but clear, the whole land is lit with a flat yellow light. While I wait, the cattle appear over the brow of the hill, coming down to graze in a grassy hollow by the rocky strand. Their wintery coats are on their way out. Some are shedding and bedraggled still, their hair standing in riffles and cowlicks, but others are already as glossy and as sleek as conkers. They move as one animal: comfortable in each other’s company, taking long relaxed strides. They don’t see me. It doesn’t occur to them to look.

Islands of abandonment.
Book Review: Islands of Abandonment: Life in the Post-Human Landscape by Cal Flynn

Extracted from: Islands of Abandonment

“What happens when humans foresake and ruin landscapes? They are never truly abandoned. Instead they are engulfed by the non-human world and they become teeming with many other foresaken wild lifeforms. The weeds, plants, insects, birds and large mammals move in and populate these places. Pushed to the brink of extinction elsewhere by the ever-expanding need for human progress – these ugly, abandoned fringes of our world are the places where these animals can finally breathe a sigh of relief.” ~ Cal Flynn

Islands of Abandonment is a book-length poem and an ode to the places humans have used, abused and then rejected due to pollution, war, or physical danger.

10 Interesting Things Mega Monstrous Halloween Edition 2022

Gird your loins, prepare your neck to be punctured and your mind to be remote controlled for this week’s spooky, creepy infusion. Expect to go into weird overdrive because it’s Samhuinn/ All Hallow’s Eve/ Halloween. The brief period when the veil between the realms of past present and future thins out and creatures half-formed and barely imagined interact in new and unexpected ways.


Witch’s village: Fantasy music ambience

Enter into an enchanted and slightly spooky ambient soundscape for All Hallow’s Eve in this prelude of what’s to come…


Walls have ears.

Doors have eyes.

Trees have voices.

Beasts tell lies.

Beware the rain.

Beware the snow.

Beware the man

You think you know.

Catherine Fisher


Freaky ghost koala makes an appearance at the Melbourne Fringe


Bat familiars for pagan priestesses by Nona Limmen


Dutch photographer Nona Limmen uses the medium of analogue photography to capture the nebulous borderland world of the macabre and mysterious.

This mysterious land, woven of dreams and memories, is inhabited by powerful women, liminal creatures wielding arcane forces so great they sometimes fracture their very being. Some of Limmen’s women are eldritch pagan priestesses conversing in whispered chants with the forests, mountains, and all the creatures under their aegis. They are fluent in the language of the wind and the ground beneath their feet speaks to their very bones.

Haute Macabre

Originally tweeted by soli (@solisolsoli) on January 24, 2022.


When you strut in your new cape and everyone’s head swivels in your direction

I can’t get over her sashaying tail, and jaunty cape…what a flirtatious little blob.

Originally tweeted by Lana Del Gay (@McClellandShane) on October 1, 2022.


Viagra Boys: Creepy Crawlers

Viagra Boys are absolutely hilarious and entertaining in how they satirise everything dark and weird in our world, it’s like poetry. There is LOADs packed in here in terms of wacky conspiracy theories and it would be completely funny if it wasn’t slightly terrifying in that some people actually believe this stuff.

Here they take the rambling theories of QANON and bring them into the gritty, rock infused light of day. The lead singer has a really powerful stage presence and for me is a cross between Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age and Nick Cave.

It’s the kind of music that burns into your retina and pituitary gland and it’s not entirely a comfortable or easy experience…but it’s really something!

Boris Johnson as the Creature from the Black Lagoon

He does that dopey, lumbering, fish-lipped look really well doesn’t he. Thank god he is now a blundering and embarrassing footnote in history.


Could crows assemble IKEA flat pack furniture?

OK so this isn’t spooky or even creepy at all..I just thought it was cute. According to this research, if some food is at stake, crows can work out how to put together IKEA flat packs. They are incredible, beautiful and intelligent aren’t they!

Via Quartz

Could crows assemble IKEA flat pack furniture?

We already know crows are clever enough to construct tools from memory and can be trained to pick up trash. However, a new study shows that they’re more skilled than scientists previously imagined.

These resourceful birds, it turns out, can also innovate, making compound tools out of parts, a skill previously only demonstrated in a few captive great apes and in humans. “Their compound tool construction constitutes a new example of their ability to generate solutions to novel challenges, and corroborates that their abilities are highly flexible and subject to individual variation,” according to an international research team writing in the journal Scientific Reports.

Quartz

Danny De Vito as Jaws

A solid 10/10 for terrifying…what do you think? Via Weird Alle on Twitter and Reddit.

Originally tweeted by Weird Dall-E Mini Generations (@weirddalle) on September 27, 2022.


Desmond Doom: Surf Goth EP

I didn’t know that Surf Goth was a thing but now I do and I’m glad that I have discovered this. It’s like a cruisy DIIV album filled with summery goodness has been eaten for lunch by Robert Smith from The Cure and Siouxsie Sioux from Siouxie and the Banshees producing this masterwork. It sounds like if you wore a pitch black wet suit and took your dark surfboard out into the waves to intentionally swim with sharks.


This spooky, atmospheric painting by Émile Antoine Verpilleux captures the energy of Halloween for me

‘Winter Sunset’ by Émile Antoine Verpilleux, colour print from woodblocks, printed in 1928 is steeped in the right mood for the turning inwards of the year, the weather and the animals tucked away for the darkness to pervade the land.

Originally tweeted by Henry Rothwell (@HenryRothwell) on September 25, 2022.

'Winter Sunset' by Émile Antoine Verpilleux, colour print from woodblocks, printed in 1928.
‘Winter Sunset’ by Émile Antoine Verpilleux, colour print from woodblocks, printed in 1928.

Now when dying grasses veil
earth from the sky in one last pale
wave, as autumn dies to bring
winter back, and then the spring,
we who die ourselves can peel
back another kind of veil
that hangs among us like thick smoke.

– Annie Finch (Samhain)

#ofdarkandmacabre #samhain

Originally tweeted by irishspiritmag (@irishspiritmag) on September 26, 2022.


Polish artist Tomasz Alen Kopera’s living and breathing trees

Tomasz Alen Kopera (b. 1976) in Kożuchów, Poland has a degree in Construction Engineering from the University of Technology in Wrocław. He paints with oil on canvas and is inspired by human nature, the mysteries of the universe and the human psyche. He is celebrated for his acute attention to detail and mastery of colour. He has lived in Northern Ireland since 2005.

Tomasz Alen Kopera’s website

Originally tweeted by helen warlow (@HWarlow) on September 21, 2022.


The Curse Of The Mummy’s Tomb 1964 – Hammer Horror Films

The perfect Halloween film. I don’t like horror films normally but I don’t mind these older ones as they are not so gory and more kitsch.


Ukrainian artist Boris Groh’s dark apocalyptic visions

Young Ukrainian artist Boris Groh was the famous artist who immortalised the soldier sticking up his finger at the Russian warship, this piece of art has appeared on countless posters, social media posts and on postage stamps in Ukraine which immediately sold out.

Although for years before this, Boris Groh was creating creepy necromancer art featuring giant skeletons creeping through destroyed urban cityscapes, a strange portent of what was to come. He draws mainly using Photoshop but also in ink and oils on canvas. About his skeleton art he has this to say about it:

I’m not in a hurry to create a story for them, because I like it when the viewer himself comes up with his own story. I do not want to limit the viewer to one story.

Boris Groh interviewed for Displate

~ “Listen to them, the children of the Night. What music they make.”

Bram Stoker

The Hidden Gods by Eugene Chekhov

The Hidden Gods by Eugene Chekhov

Originally tweeted by 𝙴𝚞𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚔𝚑𝚘𝚟 (@ChekhovEugene) on September 1, 2022.


You are the result of the love of thousands

Samhuin is a time to honour and respect our ancestors and I found this Frida Kahlo painting and quote which fits perfectly with that.

“Suddenly, all my ancestors are behind me. ‘Be still!’ they say. ‘Watch and Listen. You are the result of the love of thousands.'”

Linda Hogan, ‘Dwellings: A Spiritual History of the Living World.
Frida Kahlo – The Love Embrace of the Universe, the Earth (Mexico), Myself Diego and Señor Xolotl (1949)

Via Women’s Art on Twitter


Correll B does Led Zeppelin

Correll B dances and sings and gets a lot of encouragement to keep going, (for better or worse) on Twitter. It’s strangely interesting and also horrifying.

Originally tweeted by CORRELL B (@CORRELLB2) on July 17, 2022.


“What seems threatening is just the echo of the fear in my own heart.”

-Haruki Murakami

A “sea monster” standing cup made in Northern Italy in the mid-16th Century using a nautilus shell engraved in China with dragons and mounted in silver. The base is said to be the direct cast of an eagle’s claw.

Originally tweeted by Anthropology Review (@Anthro_Review) on February 23, 2022.


Willem Dafoe does a better job as Pretty Woman than Julia Roberts

All of the gyrating, posing and being cute/sexy is improved with Willem Dafoe’s face on it…don’t you agree?! No???? hahaha


Au Revoir Jerome

A beautiful and eerie short film from France. Jerome who passes through the veil attempts to find his beloved Maryline in a surreal wonderland.


Probe to the unknown

I would love to read beyond the covers of this vintage paranormal magazine. Produced in California during the psychadelic era of the 60’s and 70’s it featured tall and tremendous stories of strange phenomena. That girl looks like she is ready to take on the other side.

Originally tweeted by Greg Newkirk 🌚 (@nuekerk) on September 2, 2022.


Radio Moscow – Brain Cycles

Last bit of music is an epic psychedelic rock album.


Abandoned poppets looking for a home this Samhain

It is shocking and sad how many poppets are left abandoned on the doorsteps of churches, in school lockers or even in skips. They are for life and not just Samhain so please if you see one around, please give them a kiss and take them home to care for them.

Via Feral Fibres and Hookland Doll Emporium

Originally tweeted by The Hookland Doll Emporium – Ashcourt (@HooklandE) on November 12, 2021.


Ballybogs: Cheeky Irish peat fae

Irish peat fae, Ballybogs are strange looking creatures with disproportioned bodies. They appear to have been dipped in mud & prefer to keep to themselves in their mud holes. They are known to prank unsuspecting human travelers & lead them astray from the path. #MythologyMonday

Originally tweeted by irishspiritmag (@irishspiritmag) on October 3, 2022.


I had so much fun with this one, there were literally so many items I needed to include, so I included them all! I hope you enjoyed this mega monstrous edition and if you didn’t pee your pants just a tiny bit, well then I didn’t do my job properly. Have a spooky time today and don’t go flirting with the undead, at least not too much that they pull you into the underworld.


Comforting Thought: When fear melts, all that is left is love


Love has many identities. The love of parents, spouses, siblings. The heady love of youth, the mellow love of old age. The love of passion, all fiery and insatiable, the subtle love of maturity. The love one person has for another for no particular reason.

When fear melts, all that is left is love. In the depths of ourselves, all beings long to love. I truly believe that. The worst of us, the most perverse and evil, the lost and the angry, the sad and the hopeless all scratch at life’s breast in the hope of discovering love.

Ordinary Beauty: Meaningful Moments in Everyday Life by Mary McEvoy


Read more: Ordinary Beauty: Meaningful Moments in Everyday Life by Mary McEvoy

Book Review: Ordinary Beauty: Meaningful Moments in Everyday Life by Mary McEvoy

An enchanting book filled with rich and nourishing insights and micro stories that speaks in a universal and relatable way about how we can appreciate everyday beauty of the world. McEvoy talks about the various different small miracles that occur to give hope, light and comfort in an ever-increasingly fraught and fractured world. This book came along at the right time for me and I devoured it. This is a perfect night time reference book for when you are too tired to pick up a novel or some non-fiction that requires brain power.


Book Review: Islands of Abandonment: Life in the Post-Human Landscape by Cal Flynn

Rating: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

Publisher: William Collins Books

Genre: Non-fiction, anthropology, environmental science, natural history, animal rights.

What happens when humans foresake and ruin landscapes? They are never truly abandoned. Instead they are engulfed by the non-human world and they become teeming with many other foresaken wild lifeforms. The weeds, plants, insects, birds and large mammals move in and populate these places. Pushed to the brink of extinction elsewhere by the ever-expanding need for human progress – these ugly, abandoned fringes of our world are the places where these animals can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

Islands of Abandonment is a book-length poem and an ode to the places humans have used, abused and then rejected due to pollution, war, or physical danger.

The loneliest buildings in the world

Degeneration is never far away

The guts, bones and musculature of a man-made structure hide behind only a thin layer of paint and plaster. A single damp winter or fertile spring and an unoccupied house will mildew and mould. Windows will cloud. The rigor mortis of the built environment will take hold, doors will jam, joints expand.

[Pictured: The main street of an abandoned village in the Outer Hebridean island of St Kilda]


Not fit for human habitation – these places of ruination have been given back to non-human beings that live in a dimly lit twilight zone of unknown dangers. Yet despite hazards like poisoned rivers, bomb-strewn landscapes or toxic nuclear waste – the miraculous happens, life finds a way to persist in the absence of humans.

This is an incredible book and if I could rate it as six stars then I would! Beautifully worded, poetic and evocative of time and place, while also being incredibly informative.

A true mark of masterful non-fiction is when a book never makes you feel like you are being ‘educated’ about something, instead this book feels like a sweeping epic novel.

It was never a chore or a duty to read this, no sentence or word is wasted. It’s the kind of book you could read over and over – particularly if you have a passion for the environment, animal rights or ecology.

These are stories of redemption, not restoration. These sites will never again return to the way they were. But what they do offer us is insights into the processes of reparation and adaptation, and more valuable still – they offer us hope. They remind us that even in the most desperate of circumstances, all is not yet lost.

Islands of Abandonment, pp. 26.

There has been a sea change in how post-industrial and other ‘anthropogenic’ sites are perceived and valued in recent years. Some of the most exciting developments in ecology and conservation have been in the study of landscapes deeply impacted by human activities.

Book Review: ‘Industrial Scars’ The Beautiful Toxic Scars of the Earth

Images from Industrial Scars

Comforting Thought: A cat represents our shared humanity during the worst of times

A cat represents our shared humanity during the worst of times

Readers of this blog will remember I reviewed the biographical book about the doomed Karluk and her crew in the enthralling book ‘The Ice Master’ by Jennifer Niven. That book briefly mentions but doesn’t highlight the plight of the plucky feline on board named Nigeraurak.

The spectacular history book of cats A Cat’s Tale goes into much more detail about Nigeraurak’s life.

Book Review: A Cat's Tale: A Journey Through Feline History by Baba the Cat

Nigeraurak was a tuxedo cat who served on board the Canadian arctic exploration vessel HMCS Karluk. In 1913 the Karluk became ice-bound during an exploration of the North Pole.

Stranded at the top of the world in a life or death situation, the crew would face the challenges – exposure, fierce cold, illness, dwindling supplies and predation by polar bears.

Faced with the the prospect of a long and perilous journey towards the nearest settlement, they did not abandon their cat. Instead they created a fur-lined pouch to carry Nigeraurak and gave a bit of each of their rations to feed her. They thought of the cat as a member of their crew and for this reason were loath to abandon her.

As time dragged by and things became ever more and more difficult, the men always made sure that the kitten never went hungry; she was fussed over and well fed, even when it meant the men giving up part of their own rations. It might seem strange to have made so much fuss over a cat, but she helped to sustain them in the long, dark days, gave them something to think about other than themselves and was their good-luck charm, giving them grounds for hope. They felt that as long as Nigeraurak was alive, they would survive.

Purr and Fur

For the men of the Karluk, Nigeraurak was a symbol of their ability to maintain their humanity in the harshest of conditions. Abandoning their cat would have meant abandoning their faith in themselves, and they were convinced, as long as she survived, they would also.

It took nine brutal months before rescue came. The tally of survivors included fourteen humans and one feline! Afterwards Nigeraurak settled with a crew member in Philadelphia and each time she had a little of kittens, one was sent off to be a part of future expeditions.

Nigeraurak

By contrast, Ernest Shackleton took a cowardly and cruel approach to his ship’s cat

Perce Blackborow (age 18) with Mrs. Chippy, ship’s cat, on board the Endurance; photo by Frank Hurley, 1914
Many of the crew loved Mrs. Chippy including young Perce Blackborow (age 18) pictured here with Mrs. Chippy, ship’s cat, on board the Endurance; photo by Frank Hurley, 1914

“Great” explorer Ernest Shackleton with his crew on the ship Endurance (a mere decade before this) ran aground in the Arctic. Instead of saving the crew’s much loved cat Mrs Chippy, he ordered the crew’s carpenter Harry ‘Chip’ McNeish to kill Mrs. Chippy by shooting her and turfing her body overboard into the freezing arctic water, along with all other inanimate objects that were deemed expendable.

Harry ‘Chip’ McNeish (who named Mrs. Chippy the cat after him) never forgave Shackleton for ordering this and afterwards refused to speak to him ever again. Other than to tell those who inquired that his former commander had killed his cat.

McNeish loved that cat so much he fled to New Zealand and grieved Chippy’s loss for decades to come. Seventy five years later, the New Zealand Antarctic Society paid for a bronze statue of Chippy to be placed on McNeish’s grave.

McNeish’s grave with Mrs Chippy on top in Karori cemetery in Welligton via Wikipedia.

“A final thought on the matter: You humans should realise that there is always a compassionate solution to problems that confront both man and beast, if you are willing to look beyond your selfishness to find it”

Baba the cat

Extracted from A Cat’s Tale: A Journey Through Feline History by Baba the Cat. Read the review…

Book Review: A Cat's Tale: A Journey Through Feline History by Baba the Cat
Book Review: A Cat’s Tale: A Journey Through Feline History by Baba the Cat

10 Interesting Things I Found on the Internet #89

Check out some gigantic dogs, playful pups of the sea, electrifying house music, mouth-watering Lebanese platters and much more. It’s a magical mystery tour of some of the funkiest shops on Content Catnip road – edition #89.


Mall Grab – Breathing

I love the handheld, 90’s feel of this video clip and classic 90’s ravey drum machine sound. I can’t get enough of this song.


Study shows that shoppers will ditch red meat when they are shown its climate impact on shopping receipts

Oda, a supermarket in Norway introduced a flagging system to categorise the climate impact of their products on shoppers’ receipts. They have found that since introducing the scheme in 2021, the sales of carbo-heavy products (including meat) have fallen.

Via The Happy Broadcast and Green Queen.

“Our customers told us that they find it close to impossible to know what is climate-friendly. We thought it was an important challenge to solve. We do not want to point fingers and tell our customers what to buy and what to avoid – climate receipts are what our customers asked for. Customer feedback has, reportedly, been positive and a surge in plant-based groceries has been identified. One in every five burgers sold is now vegetarian and the popularity of vegetarian meals generally has grown. Lentil soup was one of our top ten sold recipes last year – the previous years it was nowhere near the top ten.”

~ Louise Fuchs, director at Oda supermarket.

20 things to say to your partner just to annoy them by Brian Lageose

I had a good chortle to these…Brian is a genius hehe

1.  “Is there a particular reason why you can’t unload the dishwasher? Is it a religious issue?”

2. “That button on the DVR remote that says ‘Erase All’? What happens if you accidentally push that? And what happens if I’m the one that pushed it?”

3. “You think it’s okay that the Christmas boxes are still stacked in the den? Let’s put you in the attic and see how you feel about things being in the wrong place for 11 months of the year.”

4. “I hung up on your brother. Never liked him. Too whiny.”

5. “Can I borrow that book you read? You know, the one that told you it was okay to pick all the meat off the leftover pizza and then shove it back in the refrigerator? That one.”

6. “Do you think I’m prettier than Eva Longoria?”

7. “You do realize that the people on ‘Survivor’ can’t hear you, right?”

8. “What was the name of that restaurant we ate at that one time where they had breadsticks?”

9. “Do you think pudding has feelings?”

10. “I’m taking the kids back to the store. I don’t think these are the ones we ordered.”

11. “I love pencil shavings.”

12. “What’s a word that rhymes with ‘orange’?”

13. “The hard drive was getting full on our computer, so I had to delete some pictures. You remember what your family members look like, right?”

14. “I wrote a poem about our relationship. Want to hear it?”

15. “No, really, do you? Wait, why are you crying?”

16. “You know I love you. But can we talk about your toenails? You could harvest bamboo with that mess.”

17. “I think we should start making our own ketchup from scratch.”

18. “You know that little whimpering noise you make when you want to have sex? It’s not as cute as you think it is.”

19. “I might have done something I shouldn’t have with that thing you told me to never touch.”

20. “Would it be possible for you to sneeze in a way that doesn’t sound like a cow exploded?”

Originally published by the witty, hilarious Brian Lageose on his blog Bonnywood Manor.


Rate my room, 1979 edition

Something about this room and it’s glistening stereo, colour scheme and harmony of shapes does it for me, I am not even sure why though?

Originally tweeted by lookcaitlin (@lookcaitlin) on September 26, 2022.


Big boi gets a grooming from a tiny man

I’m in awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

Originally tweeted by The Woof World (@TheWoofWorld) on September 1, 2022.


More sounds from the department store

You know that strange, chirpy Muzak that you could hear and enjoy in decades gone by in shopping centres (malls if you live in the US). Well here is a selection of nostalgic melodies to take you back to the dawn of consumer optimism. It’s refreshing, uplifting and will give you a good feeling inside.


Moments of sweetness with a good boi of the sea

Featuring barrel rolls, belly rubs, cuddles, pats and playful bites.

🎥 Ben Burville

Originally tweeted by Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) on October 2, 2022.


Telling a story lowers people’s resistance

The master in so many ways, Robert Green talks about why telling people a story is so important, it opens up people’s minds, draws them in and seduces them.


An unbelievable rendering of the universe in Minecraft (yes the digital blocks)


“It has always seemed to me, ever since early childhood, amid all the commonplaces of life, I was very near to a kingdom of ideal beauty.”

Author L.M. Montgomery

Calm Painting by Pedro Roldán Molina

Pedro Roldán Molina is an internationally reknowned artist from Spain. He was born in 1954 in the province of Cordoba. He studied art in Barcelona and his work can be seen in major museums around the world. He is now living and working in Granada.


Lebanese inspired vegan plate

I need this in my life this looks so incredible! I can’t wait to try it. Lebanese foods have the perfect combination of sweet, sour, bitter and salty flavours in my opinion, what do you think of them?


A flower made of the sky

A Morning Glory Flying Saucer caught ‘in full flight’ on the downstairs terrace wall yesterday morning at Tish Farrell’s house. Check out Tish’s always inspiring blog


I hope you feel refreshed and revived after enjoying these treats, let me know what you think below…

Comforting Thought: Take a donkey’s kiss


Donkey kisses have to be taken. They are not given. But they are soft as cotton wool. They come with liquid brown eyes that look at you with mischief. Eyes that, inspite of it all forgive the wrongs done to them by human ignorance. So gently, and with great care, take a donkey kiss. And consider it a benediction.

Ordinary Beauty: Meaningful Moments in Everyday Life by Mary McEvoy

Background on these photos: I took them in Chefchaoen, Morocco in 2009 when I went there. Seeing this donkey carrying the heavy weight of human cruelty on him devastated me. I wish I could have lifted it for him. 😦 Remember to be kind to animals, it is our default setting and it is elevating our minds and bodies to our better selves.

Donkey in Chefchaoen. Copyright © Content Catnip 2009 www.contentcatnip.com
Donkey in Chefchaoen. Copyright © Content Catnip 2009 http://www.contentcatnip.com
Donkey in Chefchaoen. Copyright © Content Catnip 2009 www.contentcatnip.com
Donkey in Chefchaoen. Copyright © Content Catnip 2009 http://www.contentcatnip.com


Read more: Ordinary Beauty: Meaningful Moments in Everyday Life by Mary McEvoy

Book Review: Ordinary Beauty: Meaningful Moments in Everyday Life by Mary McEvoy

An enchanting book filled with rich and nourishing insights and micro stories that speaks in a universal and relatable way about how we can appreciate everyday beauty of the world. McEvoy talks about the various different small miracles that occur to give hope, light and comfort in an ever-increasingly fraught and fractured world. This book came along at the right time for me and I devoured it. This is a perfect night time reference book for when you are too tired to pick up a novel or some non-fiction that requires brain power.


Book Review: A Cat’s Tale: A Journey Through Feline History by Baba the Cat

Rating: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

Genre: Non-Fiction, History, Cats

Publisher: Henry Holt Books

Review in one word: Bonkers

Imagine, if you will, a book that is so cheeky, so guileful and slinky that it could only have been written by a worldly feline and dictated to a lowly human author. In fact because Baba is so condescending to his human underling in the book, he probably doesn’t warrant much of a mention in this review (his name is Paul Koudounaris).

Book Review: A Cat's Tale: A Journey Through Feline History by Baba the Cat

“Permit me to set the record straight, we cats are eminently understandable to one another, therefore any challenge in understanding us is entirely on your end. Furthermore, if I may be frank, it is more than a bit presumptuous of mankind to believe it should be their prerogative to know our business. Dare I say, if you wish to know about cats, you have come to the right place.”

Baba the Cat, as dicatated to Paul Koudounaris

This is it my friends…this is the sublime dream-come-true book for all cat-lovers!

In a first person narrative, the colourful, sassy and debonaire cat Baba takes us on a journey highlighting important pusses who shaped the characters of humans, and felines who shaped the big events of history. Pirate cats, royal cats, spy cats, brave soldier cats you name it. If you think an idea like this is a bit strange and eccentric, well yes you are right…and it is absolutely FABULOUS!

Book Review: A Cat's Tale: A Journey Through Feline History by Baba the Cat

“Times have changed [since ancient Egypt]. Nowadays you watch over us, while back then it was we who watched over you! In fact we so dominated the human psyche that each and every feline, represented no less than a metaphor of creation. This was in accordance of a legend from the time before time, when all was darkness and narry a living thing existed until the sun god Ra came forth, appearing in the form of Miu Oa or a Great Tomcat. As the first paws trammeled upon the void, he wished for a world to be born into which man could be formed.”

A cat represents our shared humanity during the worst of times

Readers of this blog will remember I reviewed the biographical book about the doomed Karluk and her crew in the enthralling book ‘The Ice Master’ by Jennifer Niven. That book briefly mentions but doesn’t highlight the plight of the plucky feline on board named Nigeraurak.

The spectacular history book of cats A Cat’s Tale goes into much more detail about Nigeraurak’s life.

Book Review: A Cat's Tale: A Journey Through Feline History by Baba the Cat

Nigeraurak was a tuxedo cat who served on board the Canadian arctic exploration vessel HMCS Karluk. In 1913 the Karluk became ice-bound during an exploration of the North Pole.

Nigeraurak

Stranded at the top of the world in a life or death situation, the crew would face the challenges – exposure, fierce cold, illness, dwindling supplies and predation by polar bears.

Faced with the the prospect of a long and perilous journey towards the nearest settlement, they did not abandon their cat. Instead they created a fur-lined pouch to carry Nigeraurak and gave a bit of each of their rations to feed her. They thought of the cat as a member of their crew and for this reason were loath to abandon her.

As time dragged by and things became ever more and more difficult, the men always made sure that the kitten never went hungry; she was fussed over and well fed, even when it meant the men giving up part of their own rations. It might seem strange to have made so much fuss over a cat, but she helped to sustain them in the long, dark days, gave them something to think about other than themselves and was their good-luck charm, giving them grounds for hope. They felt that as long as Nigeraurak was alive, they would survive.

Purr and Fur

For the men of the Karluk, Nigeraurak was a symbol of their ability to maintain their humanity in the harshest of conditions. Abandoning their cat would have meant abandoning their faith in themselves, and they were convinced, as long as she survived, they would also.

It took nine brutal months before rescue came. The tally of survivors included fourteen humans and one feline! Afterwards Nigeraurak settled with a crew member in Philadelphia and each time she had a little of kittens, one was sent off to be a part of future expeditions.

By contrast, Ernest Shackleton took a cowardly and cruel approach to his ship’s cat

Perce Blackborow (age 18) with Mrs. Chippy, ship’s cat, on board the Endurance; photo by Frank Hurley, 1914
Many of the crew loved Mrs. Chippy including young Perce Blackborow (age 18) pictured here with Mrs. Chippy, ship’s cat, on board the Endurance; photo by Frank Hurley, 1914

“Great” explorer Ernest Shackleton with his crew on the ship Endurance (a mere decade before this) ran aground in the Arctic. Instead of saving the crew’s much loved cat Mrs Chippy, he ordered the crew’s carpenter Harry ‘Chip’ McNeish to kill Mrs. Chippy by shooting her and turfing her body overboard into the freezing arctic water, along with all other inanimate objects that were deemed expendable.

Harry ‘Chip’ McNeish (who named Mrs. Chippy the cat after him) never forgave Shackleton for ordering this and afterwards refused to speak to him ever again. Other than to tell those who inquired that his former commander had killed his cat.

McNeish loved that cat so much he fled to New Zealand and grieved Chippy’s loss for decades to come. Seventy five years later, the New Zealand Antarctic Society paid for a bronze statue of Chippy to be placed on McNeish’s grave.

“A final thought on the matter: You humans should realise that there is always a compassionate solution to problems that confront both man and beast, if you are willing to look beyond your selfishness to find it”

Baba the cat
Captain Seeks a Sea-Going Cat to Sign on for a Trip Around the World, New York Times (1922)
The Hermitage Court Outrunner Cat by Eldar Zakirov

I can honestly say that A Cat’s Tale belongs every serious feline fan’s CAT-alogue!

Each page is gloriously illustrated with Baba the Cat sporting the attire of famous and noteworthy cats from history.

If you strongly believe that cats should come slinking out of the shadows and have their stories told in the history books, then this is the book for you! It’s a show-stopper. It’s rated five Whiskas treats for me but if I could rate it six biscuits I would. I am baffled that this book is not a best-seller!

Comforting Thought: A highly sensitive person (HSP) can be an enduring anchor during difficult times

Whatever the times, suffering eventually touches every life. How we live with it, and help others to is one of the greatest ethical and creative opportunities for HSPs.

We HSPs do a great disservice to ourselves and others when we think of ourselves as weak compared to the warrior. Our strength is different, but frequently it is more powerful. Often it is the only kind that begin to handle suffering and evil. It certainly requires equal courage and increases with its own type of training. Nor is it always about enduring, accepting and finding meaning in suffering. Sometimes actions involving great skill and strategy are called for.

Dr Elaine Aron, author of The ‘Highly Sensitive Person’.

Read my review: The Highly Sensitive Person by Elaine Aron

For some of you, reading this book may be like holding a mirror up to yourself and really seeing yourself for the first time. This was most definitely the case for me.

Publisher: Penguin

Genre: Non-Fiction, Psychology, Spirituality.

Rating: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

Book Review: The Highly Sensitive Person: How to Thrive When the World Overwhelms You by Dr Elaine Aron

10 Interesting Things I Found on the Internet #88

Cuddle your furry ones closely, plant some forests, enjoy some funky house music and chomp down on some crispy tofu in this week’s edition #88. Hope you enjoy this trans-aurealian train journey.

From plain tofu to crispy golden perfection

How is a plain and flavourless ingredient like tofu transformed into a textural and flavourful leading light in a dish? It’s a journey into culinary sorcery. I enjoy a challenge and transforming tofu is no exception.

Images and recipes from The First Mess

Turkish man Hikmet Kaya plants 30 million trees in 25 years

I love these stories. If you ever want to understand the power and impact of one person working hard and consistently over many years – here is a great example! Hikmet was a forest management chief in northern Turkey and during the course of 25 years, he planted 30 million saplings with the help of local residents.

“The transformation of those lands into forests has been my biggest source of pride,” he notes. He also emphasised the help he received from the local community.

Defining forests as the “future of the country,” Kaya called on everyone to protect the forests all over Turkey. via The Happy Broadcast

The sad koala disguises a very uplifting house mix by Mall Grab

Australian producer Mall Grab is the king of funky, cruisey house mixes for a lazy Sunday of reading and coffee sipping.

Carps Place by Edivaldo Barbosa de Souza (2022) Brazil, Acrylic on canvas

I couldn’t find much online about this incredible artist. Edivaldo Barbosa De Souza is a contemporary artist who was born in 1956. His art style is classified as “naive art” but whatever…it’s beautiful.

Edivaldo Barbosa de Souza
Carps Place by Edivaldo Barbosa de Souza (2022) Brazil, Acrylic on canvas

Originally tweeted by Francisco Ribeiro (@fraveris) on June 29, 2022.


That guy must be exceedingly strong to carry his whole shop on his back!

Daily life in Tokyo, Japan, 1915. Also he would need to keep swivelling around to make sure people weren’t knocking off stuff from the back of his shop. Originally published by History Defined on Twitter.

Originally tweeted by History Defined (@historydefined) on July 29, 2022.

Anger makes the mouth swell and blackens the blood in the veins

By Pieter Bruegel the Elder.

Originally tweeted by Pieter Bruegel (@artistbruegel) on June 29, 2022.

Pieter Brueghel the Elder was an innovative Flemish Renaissance painter and printmaker. He was nicknamed “Peasant Brueghel,” and would often don peasant’s clothing and attend social gatherings and weddings, in order to mingle and interact with the locals, and gain insight and inspiration for his paintings. He also fathered two other prominent Flemish painters, Pieter Brueghel the Younger and Jan Brueghel the Elder, although it is thought that they were not taught by their father, as he died when they were young children.

As a pioneer in Netherlandish genre painting, he portrayed social aspects of 16th century life, many of which were paintings of peasants, with a large landscape element. Many of his works show the influence of Hieronymus Bosch, the Dutch master painter.

Gentle gorilla pats a groundhog

Did you know that gorillas are incredibly gentle, especially with other creatures that are far smaller than them?

This is what really breaks my heart about the story of the gorilla Harambe who was fatally shot (as a precautionary measure) when a human child fell into his enclosure. This is a disgusting and ignorant misunderstanding of gorillas as sentient beings. They are by nature highly intelligent, the males in the wild are supremely patient with their children and they are always gentle unless provoked (after all – look at the size of them, they have nothing to prove). As is seen here in this video of a Silverback gorilla petting a groundhog.

These enormous guys carry a lot of the burden of childrearing and babysitting in the wild and suffer their babies climbing all over them and biting them all day – they are endlessly patient. Despite the ridiculous cliches of King Kong.

Originally tweeted by Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) on July 17, 2022.

Shang dynasty ritual altar set from the 11th century

Yes China is immensely old and yes – in the West there is a (slightly racist) Eurocentric blindspot which fails to acknowledge or appreciate how awesome, refined and talented China was….a very, very long time before “modern” European civilisation even existed. Just a thought I had.

Shang Dynasty Bronze Altar Set, 11th c. BC. This elaborate set of ritual bronzes, consisting of an altar table and thirteen wine vessels, illustrates the splendor of China’s Bronze Age at its peak.

Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Originally tweeted by Digital Maps of the Ancient World (@DigitalMapsAW) on July 20, 2022.

Lost and unmissed objects: a gallery

A meditation on consumerism. The objects we see as unremarkable are revered here in this goods lift in NYC.

Via Atlas Obscura

“Every difficulty in life presents us with an opportunity to turn inward and to invoke our own submerged inner resources. The trials we endure can and should introduce us to our strengths.”

~ Epictetus
Ancient word of the day: Nekyia
Ancient word of the day: Nekyia

What’s a girl to do by Group Listening

I can definitely relate to this…

Shout out to those people who commit to being kind despite the worrying or heavy shit they are dealing with.

Originally tweeted by Kye (@MistressKye) on June 30, 2022.

Fluffy baby animals clutching soft toys

Originally tweeted by plush of the day💙💛 (requests closed) (@daily_plushies) on July 15, 2022.

That’s all folks for edition #88, we are rapidly approaching edition #100 which will be a cavalcade and carnivale of all thinks kooky and weird. I hope you enjoyed this and let me know what you thought of it below. See you round like a rissole…