Objects With A Story. Object 1: The Tiny Book

I found this tiny old leatherbound book in the home of a woman I was looking after in Wales about six years ago.

The Most Exquisite Tiny Books in the World

I liked looking after the woman and living in her ancient thatch-roofed house in the middle of nowhere. The serenity was perfect.

And yet precisely because it was so serene, I got tired of listening to th silence and the wind all of the time. I loved the sheep bleeting in the mist just outside of eyesight when I got there. But after a while I just wanted them all to shut up.

Objects With A Story. Object 1: The Tiny Book

The woman was hard work, but she was rewarding to hang around with, I felt like some sort of macabre illuminated nun-like figure. Her wheezing and coughing, the lost and searching eyes, her always clammy hands made me feel my own mortality and the fact that I still had a lot more life ahead of me.

Eventually every hour upon, every minute upon minute weighed more and more until I couldn’t handle it anymore.

Objects With A Story. Object 1: The Tiny Book

The view from her cottage was at times bleak and menacing and at other times pleasant and welcoming like an old glove. At times it was unbearably bright and promising and still at other times I just wanted to be somewhere else.

Pretty soon I realised that the landscape in the distance of the Welsh beaches with the cliffs and wild waves crashing upon them and the cotton wool puffs of sheep standing atop rolling green hills was actually an analogy of what was going on in my own head.

Objects With A Story. Object 1: The Tiny Book

The book was found inside of a circular woven basket with a pin cushion cover with loads of tiny little pins on it, inside of the sewing basket there was a silver thimble, a tiny porcelain knitting needle of some kind and pieces of old tartan.

Objects With A Story. Object 1: The Tiny Book

The book seemed incongruous as though it had been secretly placed in there. It was well thumbed as though well loved. It was old and had that salty leather smell of old leather exposed to the air for too long. The pages were as thin as a sparrow’s eyelashes.

The Most Exquisite Tiny Books in the World

I loved the woman, even though I now forget what her name was. I wanted to keep a tiny piece of her with me forever just so that I could know that I didn’t dream that I was in this place, and living in this cottage looking after her and looking out at the Welsh countryside.

The Most Exquisite Tiny Books in the World

Oddly enough I didn’t feel bad at taking it with me, I justified it to myself at the time that it was a keepsake, not a stolen thing. It was a treasure and it didn’t  belong in a stuffy old sewing kit in a dark corner of an old cottage. However years later and years wiser I feel a good deal of remorse about it. I am incredibly attached though to it, and the memory it holds, and so if I did have the opportunity to give it back, I would feign ignorance.

Do you have an object that has a story? Can you tell me? 

Happy 30th Birthday My Darling

I’ve been with you for more than 4 years now and on this day you’ve finally hit the big 3-oh. I would like you to know (and the rest of the world) that I love you and always will. You’ve made me incredibly happy and we’ve had some really fun adventures together. I hope for more of the same. I want to grow old with you and maybe have some kids, you make me very happy. So much so that my normally verbose and articulate way of writing gets thrown out the window because I can’t find the words to express how you make me feel. If my heart had a song you would play it to me every day.

Happy 30th Birthday Darling

 

I’m forever thankful for searching far and wide in the entire world to find you and when I did I knew you instantly and fully, it was strange yet beautiful how that happened. In the ensuing years you’ve made me happier than I ever thought possible and laugh more than I ever thought possible. I’m totally tongue-tied but you should know how I feel though as I tell you every day.

Happy 30th Birthday!

Happy 30th Birthday Darling

 

 

British Roundabout Porn and The Battle of Hastings

In Britain there is a unique subset of people who are fascinated and obsessed with roundabouts. Not your average concrete roundabouts with some paving or a few weeds in the middle. But rather your fancy, pond or windmill in the centre roundabouts.

A few years back, the Time Team revealed that a key point in the Battle of Hastings of 1066, was fought on top of what is currently a village roundabout on the A2100 in East Sussex.

Yes apparently, the army of the last Anglo-Saxon King Harold finally succumbed to William the Conqueror on top of a mini-roundabout here.

This adds some interest to the stories of British roundabouts. So here they are in all of their circular glory.

Roundabout Porn courtesy of The Roundabout Appreciation Society – yes, that is a thing.

British Roundabout Obsessions and The Battle of Hastings
Swindon’s Magic Roundabout – where it’s magical if you manage to not have an accident going through it.

Ethical Fashion Part 2: The Big Winners and Losers in Australian and NZ Fashion

In Part 1, we discussed the exceptional documentary about the fashion industry The True Cost, and also the catastrophe at Rana Plaza which killed 1,100 workers in a sweat shop in Bangladesh. In this part, we will analyse the report which exposes brands for their ethical or unethical practices.

Ethical Fashion Part 2: The Big Winners and Losers in Australian and NZ Fashion
A pair of pants lies in the rubble three days after a Bangladeshi garment eight-storey building collapsed in Savar, on the outskirts of Dhaka, on April 27, 2013. Police arrested two textile bosses over a Bangladeshi factory disaster as the death toll climbed to 1,100

I will most definitely be adjusting my spending to coincide with the report’s findings…

The independently commissioned report into the ethical sourcing of fashion in Australia and New Zealand showed that from 2013, there was a boost in the number of labels included in the study and an overall improvement to labour standards of workers in the Third World.

The methodology and measurement of such a study was complex and involved a broad range of supply chain checks and standards. So some brands performed well on some metrics and poorly on others.

Ethical Fashion Part 2: The Big Winners and Losers in Australian and NZ Fashion

See the full report here

The most ethical brands

These brands achieved an overall score of A+ to B- and are considered to be more ethical

3 Fish A-
Adidas B+
Audrey Blue A +
Cotton On Group A-
Country Road Group B+
Cue Clothing Co B+
Etiko A+
Fruit of the Loom A
Gap Inc B
H&M A-
Inditex A-
Jeanswest B
Kathmandu B
KMart B
Lacoste B
Levi Srauss B+
Liminal Apparel B
Lululemon Apparel B+
New Balance B-
Nike B
Pacific Brands B
Patagonia A-
Puma B
Simon De Winter B-
Sussan Group B
Target Australia B-
Timberland B+
Woolworths B-

The least ethical brands

These brands achieved an overall score of C to F and are considered to use unethical production practices.

Ally Fashion F 
Apparel Group D- 
Billabong C
David Jones C
Forever New C+
Fusion Retail Brands D+
Gazal D- 
Glassons D-
Industrie F
Just Group D
Lowes F
Playcorp D-
Pretty Fashion Group D
Quicksilver D+
R.M. Williams D-
Sketchers USA D-
The PAS Group F
Voyager Distributing Co F
Webster Holdings D- 

Let me know if this will change where you shop…

Ethical Fashion Part 1: The Definitive 2015 Report

What is the true cost of the clothes we wear? This is a question posed in the much-needed expose documentary about fashion and textile production in the Third World – True Cost, watch the trailer here:

Watching this documentary about fast fashion, it got me thinking about where I source my clothing from. I am not immune to the attractions of fashion. I’m a consumer, although I have started to question the purpose and the reasoning behind my purchases after watching this film.

Q. When did clothing become a disposal and consumable item that was essentially value-less?

A. When the price for making this clothing was so low that the item was almost worthless.

Somewhere along the line people are suffering from the Western World’s obsession with fast fashion. This was tragically made into a global issue when a sweat shop in Bangladesh, Rana Plaza collapsed, killing 1,100 workers.

This is the true cost of fashion. 

Following this tragic event, a change begun to happen in Australian and Kiwi fashion – slowly but surely fashion labels begun to take responsibility for their practices in the Third World, and reform their worker rights and working conditions to provide workers in these countries with the minimum assured rights to have a decent standard of living.

Ethical Fashion Part 1: The Definitive 2015 Report
Happy fashion models and the Rana Plaza reality

An independently commissioned report analysed and measured progress Read here to find out.

Stay tuned for part 2 tomorrow where I expose the highly rated, ethical fashion brands and the unethical offenders.

What’s cool and new on the Internet in 1994

What's cool and new on the Internet in 1994

Unsure about this new thing called The Internet that all of your friends are using right now? Well cowabunga dude, don’t have a cow! Just login and take a look at what’s new right now in 1994 on The Internet.

The long-ago defunct dotcom start-up Netscape has a live and working website that still allows you to browse and use services like it’s 1994. No doubt whoever is the site admin is now a grandparent or something in any case they didn’t answer my query about what the internet actually is. 

There are lots of new sites to browse. Presented to you by the people who invented the internet – Netscape of course, dummies!

What's cool and new on the Internet in 1994

And if you’re tired of surfing the net and want to start publishing, here’s how to create World Wide Web services.

What's cool and new on the Internet in 1994

Alright fair play, I don’t think anybody even had mobile phones back then…

The story of a mysterious mermaid in Milford Haven 1795 A.D.

The 18th century was a time of British exploration, rapidly growing technology and restless souls wanting to travel. Many people from the well-to-do class including a woman called Mrs. Morgan wrote of her adventures and then had it all conveniently bundled, printed and distributed as Mrs. Morgan’s Tour of Milford Haven, published in 1795 and then retold in the marvelous Chamber’s Book of Days.

Morgan encountered a man on her travels called Henry Reynolds in Pen-y-hold a parish of Castlemartin. He was feverishly adamant that he’d seen a mermaid and gave this exhilerating account to Morgan which ended up in her book.

One morning, just outside the cliff, he saw what seemed to him a person bathing, with the upper part of the body out of the water. Going a little nearer, to see who was bathing in so unusual a place, it seemed to him like a person sitting in a tub. Going nearer still, he found it to resemble a youth of sixteen or eighteen years of age, with a very white skin.

Hylas and the nymphs by John William Waterhouse
Hylas and the nymphs by John William Waterhouse

The continuation of the body below the water, seemed to he a brownish substance, ending with a tail, which seemed capable of waving to and fro. The form of its body and arms was entirely human; but its arms and hands seemed rather thick and short in proportion to its body. The form of the head and all the features of the face were human also; but the nose rose high between the eyes, was pretty long, and seemed to terminate very sharp. Some peculiarities about the neck and hack are then noticed, as also its way of washing its body.

The Merman by John William Waterhouse
The Merman by John William Waterhouse

It looked attentively at him and at the cliffs, and seemed to take great notice of the birds flying over its head. Its looks were wild and fierce; but it made no noise, or did it grin, or in any way distort its face. When he left it, it was about a hundred yards from him; and when he returned with some others to look at it, it was gone.

A Mermaid by John William Waterhouse
A Mermaid by John William Waterhouse

We hear nothing further of this merman or merboy; but on looking at the roundabout evidence of the story, we find it to he thus A paper containing the account was lent to Mrs. Morgan; the paper had been written by a young lady, pupil of Mrs. Moore, from an oral account given to her by that lady; Mrs. Moore had heard it from Dr. George Phillips; and he had heard it from Henry Reynolds himself from all of which statements we may infer that there were abundant means for converting some peculiar kind of fish into a merman without imputing intentional dishonesty to any one.

The story of a mysterious mermaid in Milford Haven 1795 A.D.

For more real life historic mermaid encounters, turn to the original encyclopoedia of the uncanny – Chambers Book of Days (1868) 

 

A map of Milford Haven circa 1758
A map of Milford Haven circa 1758

Join me for an operatic journey at the speed of light

If you’re like me and tend to gaze up at the night sky and wonder about life and the meaning of it all then you can’t help but be swept up in the events of the past few weeks.

NASA estimates that 1 billion earth-like planets in our galaxy alone

NASA New Horizons Crew find ice on Pluto

Kepler Deep Space Probe Dedicated to Finding Exoplanets Like Earth

An operatic journey through our solar system at the speed of light

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Space travel has recently changed from being nostalgic kitsch memory from the 1960’s to being fashionable once again. Along with wearable tech, robots, 3D printing and biotech, space exploration is going to mean big business in the next decade.

Suddenly people who are not scientists or astronomers are getting excited again by space and the frontier beyond earth.

This brilliant film simulation takes place at the speed of light (186,000 miles per second).

What’s interesting is that this film is paradoxical to our perceptions of time and space. The film takes a whole 45 minutes for a beam of sunlight to reach from our sun to Jupiter and its moons. In actual reality 186,000 miles per second is unthinkably fast and the distance unfathomably far. This reveals a lot about how we use videos. Our expectations of the medium are so impatient. Time, distance and reality are thrown into chaos – it’s hypnotic.

I love the strange and hypnotic soundtrack to this video, which is deeply jolting and repetitive and yet undulating in tones and listenable. It reminds me of a weird operatic Phillip Glass soundtrack to the film Koyaanisqatsi. If you have never heard what I’m talking about then have a listen.

This real time narrative that charts light travelling from the earth to the outer reaches of the solar system is like a bucket of cold water over the head, about how truly remarkable yet paradoxically insignificant we all are.

Read more on Huff Post. 

What’s Your Favourite Smell? Mine Is Petrichor

So basically, the CSIRO (Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation) in Australia have invented a truckload of good things. Insect repellent was one – out of necessity in  Australia no doubt. Polymer banknotes was another, and so was WiFi.

But probably their most esoteric and weird invention was a word to describe a smell. Petrichor.

Petrichor: a pleasant smell that frequently accompanies the first rain after a long period of warm, dry weather.

“Other than the petrichor wafting out of the wet and shiny grass, there was little evidence of the rain happening.”

Etymology: Derived from the Greek “petra” (stone) and “ichor” which, in Greek mythology, is the ethereal blood of the gods.

What's Your Favourite Smell? Mine Is Petrichor
The western region of Australia’s Great Sandy Desert.

How Did Petrichor Become a Thing? 

Strangely enough Petrichor was named and identified as a scientific phenomenon. A scientific paper published in ‘Nature’ journal in 1964 called Nature of Argillaceous Odour was written by CSIRO scientists Isabel (Joy) Bear and Richard Thomas.

Many natural dry clays and soils evolve a peculiar and characteristic odour when breathed on, or moistened with water, is recognised by all the earlier text books of mineralogy.

There is some evidence that drought-stricken cattle respond in a restless matter to this “smell of rain”.

Joy and Richard were determined to unlock that distinct after-rain aroma that they knew wasn’t simply in their imaginations. 

By steam distilling rocks that had been exposed to warm, dry conditions in the open, they discovered a yellowish oil – trapped in rocks and soil but released by moisture – that was responsible for the smell.

What's Your Favourite Smell? Mine Is Petrichor
Rain in the Desert by Angelo Burgoyne Judda of Alice Springs

The diverse nature of the host materials has led us to propose the name “petrichor” for this apparently unique odour which can be regarded as an “ichor” or “tenuous essence” derived from rock or stone. The oil itself was thus named petrichor -– the blood of the stone.

What causes the smell? 

The smell itself comes about when increased humidity – a pre-cursor to rain – fills the pores of stones (rocks, soil, etc) with tiny amounts of water. While it’s only a minuscule amount, it is enough to flush the oil from the stone and release petrichor into the air. This is further accelerated when actual rain arrives and makes contact with the earth, spreading the scent into the wind.

What's Your Favourite Smell? Mine Is Petrichor

If you listen hard enough to this, you can almost smell that petrichor smell. Or watch the video below.

The Reddit community answers…What’s your favourite smell?

  • The smell of someone you love on your clothes or in your bed.
  • Somebody else making breakfast.
  • I’ve lived next to a petrol station all my life, so petrol smells like home.
  • A fresh can of tennis balls.
  • A new puppy’s breath.
  • A dog’s paws.
  • Freshly baked cinnamon rolls.
  • garlic sautéing in olive oil or onions in butter.
  • Old or new books.
  • Airports, the smell of kerosene and coffee.

What’s yours?…