Hipster menu generator: get ready for culinary darts of displeasure

Hipster menu generator: get ready for culinary darts of displeasure

I’m sure you’re familiar with the trend of indecipherable menu items that’s sprung up all over the world recently, right? it’s also known as hipsterising a menu. Suddenly there’s a whole new world of pretentious sounding menu items that you’ve never seen in all of your years prior, living on our planet. Who knew that a charcoal foam, basil jelly and lavender dust is something that you must have with your Sunday eggs and bacon breakfast.

The algorithm: the more obscure sounding the food – the more inherently impressive it is.  

I find this glut of ridiculous sounding food names really irritating. And the often times indecipherable menus rendered in their cursive text on blackboards infuriate me, in a subtle ‘first world problem’ kind of way.

Want to know the history of the eggplant on your plate, then ask the luxuriantly bearded waiter – or sorry -barista! my bad, to recount the history of the individual eggplant from seed to field to plate.

The whole OTT spectacle of it makes me want to puke into my mouth a little bit. I suppose it’s a great thing that people care a lot about food and where it comes from. I just find it all a little bit…wanky to be honest.

The Brooklyn Menu Generator

Enter the Brooklyn Menu Generator which contains culinary darts of displeasure such as:





Hipster menu generator: get ready for culinary darts of displeasure

If you squint hard enough then you should be able to understand the obscure wording. If not when you ask the barista about it, you will get a look of subtle disdain along with the explanation.

Hipster menu generator: get ready for culinary darts of displeasure

Beware of massaged, smashed and distressed things on the menu….I’m sorry. Just. Fuck. Right. Off.

The Life of a Chicken named Colin

Hot tip: If you don’t mind caps-lock swearing combined with funny hipster culture memes on Twitter then @getinthesea is for you.  

Published by Content Catnip

Content Catnip is a quirky internet wunderkammer written by an Intergalactic Space Māori named Content Catnip. Join me as I meander through the quirky and curious aspects of history, indigenous spirituality, the natural world, animals, art, storytelling, books, philosophy, travel, Māori culture and loads more.

4 thoughts on “Hipster menu generator: get ready for culinary darts of displeasure

    1. awh, that i see, i thought it might be a good way to stay in touch with you,
      i think there was a post that i wanted to send to you, please can you remind me of your full name… just in case.
      Easter and me 🙂 gonna be busy, it’s gonna be afternoon tea crazy at work 😉

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