Here’s a short media consumption list, from the worst and least nutritious to the most nurturing. Rule of thumb don’t eat anything that will give you cancer.
Vice – The exhaust fan of a Chinese restaurant.
Buzzfeed – A soggy bagel brandished by a drunk guy who wants to fight you.
Instagram – A litre of gatorade and a fun size snickers bar
Facebook – Twice cooked Turducken
Twitter – All you can eat at Sizzler.
Linked In – A dinner prepared by a celebrity chef with ingredients you’ve never heard before.
WordPress – A banana smoothie with cinnamon and cacao nibs.
Anything read on a kindle – A fat free version of your favourite food.
A Classic Book – A Japanese tea ceremony by Geishas.
Great stuff! But my poor fat-free kindle…it’s single-handedly tripled my reading so for me it’s more like an international buffet. Full fat! Facebook? McDonald’s fries with crack cocaine salt
Hehehe I am glad someone understood my weird musings. Yes kindle is a smorgasbord of knowledge. Facebook is a steaming pile of shite let’s be honest hehe. My family gets annoyed when I go off there because they miss me so sadly I’m tethered to Facebook like dragging around a rotting fish corpse behind me with all the shite that people dribble on there I really wish I could leave 😉
Agreed!!